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Speaking of Pizza...

Here's a brilliant example of advertising logic: "When pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime." Oh, reaaaallly? My teacher friend Jill used this commercial as an example of the rhetorical figure enthymeme, a three-part deductive argument with an unstated assumption which must be true for the premises to lead to the conclusion. To put it simply, why the hell does putting pizza on a bagel allow you to eat pizza anytime???

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uacosj uacosj 8 years
ive never tried them :(
uacosj uacosj 8 years
ive never tried them :(
Cher412 Cher412 8 years
I don't know where the logic came from, but the marketing slogan was catchy. I remember this commerial as a child. I love that commerial!
lorenashley lorenashley 8 years
LOL @ break it down girl.
lorenashley lorenashley 8 years
LOL @ break it down girl.
mandykw mandykw 8 years
I totally learned this theory in my Philosophy 103 class last term! Hahaha who knew bagel bites were so deep?
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
Alchemistry: break it down, girl break it down!
junebrug junebrug 8 years
Hugs to our resident Aristotle.
alchemisty alchemisty 8 years
It's all so TRUE. The conclusion of the argument is: you can have pizza anytime. Why? Because it's a bagel! So, the underlying assumption is: If something is on a bagel, you can eat it anytime (with the understood truth that pizza is something that you can't have at breakfast unless you are crazypants). Thus we have: If something is on a bagel, you can eat it anytime PIZZA is on a bagel! Yay, you can eat pizza anytime.
alchemisty alchemisty 8 years
It's all so TRUE. The conclusion of the argument is: you can have pizza anytime. Why? Because it's a bagel! So, the underlying assumption is: If something is on a bagel, you can eat it anytime (with the understood truth that pizza is something that you can't have at breakfast unless you are crazypants). Thus we have:If something is on a bagel, you can eat it anytimePIZZA is on a bagel!Yay, you can eat pizza anytime.
jhuck jhuck 8 years
What if I don't have a microwave or oven and they're frozen? What happens if I want them and the grocery store is closed? I WANT MY PIZZA NOW!
Fitness Fitness 8 years
I love that there is a lesson in rhetoric embedded in a bagel bites commercial.
controlledspin controlledspin 8 years
What you can't have though, is a roof of your mouth if you bite into them too quick because the nuclearly hot bagels melt the skin right off! ;)
bookgirl bookgirl 8 years
Finally someone who feels the way I do! What if I'm in Siberia w/no fire? How, pray tell, do you expect me to eat the pizza in freezing cold temperatures? Seriously, I can't watch the video, but I still find it funny!
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