I have never thought, "It would be great if I could stand right now," but I get it. Peeing upright could come in handy in the woods or a third-world country, but is that really a good enough reason to potty train yourself all over again?
Stand2Pee.com says sitting to pee is the mark of an oppressed woman, and it will teach you to stand for just $16.95 ($19.95 if you want the DVD). That's a steal considering the, ahem, man who invented it used to charge $300 to $3,500 for in-person workshops.
SF Weekly writer Lauren Smiley downloaded the video to find the most fascinating and/or disturbing part of the Stand2Pee method is the instruction. The teacher recites lines like "Blast that pee out of there!" and "Let's knock this out!" in what Lauren calls "a detached and professional tone." She ends it with, "I truly think you're pioneers," and then proclaims, "Real women stand, too!"
Where do you stand?