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Stranger Than Fiction: Women Glue Man's Package to Stomach

Stranger Than Fiction: Women Glue Man's Package to Stomach

Love can be a sticky matter. Especially when you're a married man who planned a rendezvous with one of your various paramours at a motel. After setting up the meeting, this straying Wisconsin man was ambushed by his wife and three lovers, who then blindfolded him and super-glued his penis to his stomach.

The women have been charged with fourth-degree sexual assault. According to prosecutors the super glue episode went something like this: One woman got the man to agree to being tied down with sheets and blindfolded for a "rubdown." She then texted the other women in waiting, and once they arrived they proceeded to punch him in the face and glue his penis to his stomach. The women then took off with his cell phone, wallet, and car. Now that's what I call revenge! I guess he'll get his too if these ladies end up in jail.

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amybdk amybdk 6 years
<i>this is simple assault. </i>Ummmm... no.
amybdk amybdk 6 years
this is simple assault. Ummmm... no.
lickety-split lickety-split 6 years
he exposed these women to std's and obviously they suffered emotional trauma from being cheated on. he's an ass that screwed (literally) with the wrong women. there are natural consequences to your actions. he paid for his and these women will pay for theirs. zero sympathy for this man. and why is this sexual assault? sexual assault is rape, not a craft project. this is simple assault.
lickety-split lickety-split 6 years
he exposed these women to std's and obviously they suffered emotional trauma from being cheated on. he's an ass that screwed (literally) with the wrong women. there are natural consequences to your actions. he paid for his and these women will pay for theirs. zero sympathy for this man. and why is this sexual assault? sexual assault is rape, not a craft project. this is simple assault.
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 6 years
I can see the humor. Cause really it is kinda funny. But if the guy had four women, he really wouldn't have gotten away with it.
Autumns_Elegy Autumns_Elegy 6 years
I can see the humor. Cause really it is kinda funny.But if the guy had four women, he really wouldn't have gotten away with it.
Muirnea Muirnea 6 years
Hahahha, wow, that's crazy. I can see both sides of this story. The guy totally deserved it and it's awesome that the women stuck together and actually held the guy accountable instead of each other, but at the same time, it's pretty crazy and really is a double standard...but...I can't honestly say I'm upset that one of the many @ssholes out there got what was coming to him.
Muirnea Muirnea 6 years
Hahahha, wow, that's crazy.I can see both sides of this story. The guy totally deserved it and it's awesome that the women stuck together and actually held the guy accountable instead of each other, but at the same time, it's pretty crazy and really is a double standard...but...I can't honestly say I'm upset that one of the many @ssholes out there got what was coming to him.
tiabia tiabia 6 years
I see no humor in this story
tiabia tiabia 6 years
I see no humor in this story
Sherellj Sherellj 6 years
LMAO!!!!! thats what the heck he gets (Its wrong though)
prencesschris prencesschris 6 years
wOw...crazy WI ppl....i would kno
T-S T-S 6 years
>Now that's what I call revenge!This is sexual assault and the way you have made light of it is offensive. I can only imagine the uproar if you made the comment about four men tying up a woman, punching her, and putting glue on her genitals.
T-S T-S 6 years
>Now that's what I call revenge! This is sexual assault and the way you have made light of it is offensive. I can only imagine the uproar if you made the comment about four men tying up a woman, punching her, and putting glue on her genitals.
mermei mermei 6 years
I saw that bail was set at $200, which suggests the courts are not treating it like the violent sexual assault that it was. I hope these women - and anyone who physically attacks another person - go to jail.
zeze zeze 6 years
Seriously, a loser like that is worth going to jail over?
zeze zeze 6 years
Seriously, a loser like that is worth going to jail over?
c4rolin3 c4rolin3 6 years
Jabba - glad that you agree with me! This thread has been running for a while in 4.0..... done a copy and paste of my comment on the blog in therewhich until i posted it, i was appalled that noone shared my outrage or sentiments.<i>The double standard is shocking! (Especially when thinking about the Chris Brown / Rhianna reaction!)I doubt anyone would be giggling at this or thinking it wasn't as bad if the situation was reversed.... and a woman had 4 boyfriends and a husband and the men got together, plotted, bound and gagged her and glued her genitals.This is a sexual attack. I know there would be an outcry if there was even a hint at 'so funny' or 'she deserved it, she had 4 boyfriends and a husband' should the retaliation have been against a woman. The reaction would be 'no woman should ever be hit or subjected to abuse'.</i>I really don't see how someone could find this humorousand tres it's deplorable that you would give it kudos by saying 'now that's what i call revenge'. you should completely have taken this angle instead on the topic. no reward such disgusting actions with a round of applause.
c4rolin3 c4rolin3 6 years
Jabba - glad that you agree with me! This thread has been running for a while in 4.0..... done a copy and paste of my comment on the blog in there which until i posted it, i was appalled that noone shared my outrage or sentiments. The double standard is shocking! (Especially when thinking about the Chris Brown / Rhianna reaction!) I doubt anyone would be giggling at this or thinking it wasn't as bad if the situation was reversed.... and a woman had 4 boyfriends and a husband and the men got together, plotted, bound and gagged her and glued her genitals. This is a sexual attack. I know there would be an outcry if there was even a hint at 'so funny' or 'she deserved it, she had 4 boyfriends and a husband' should the retaliation have been against a woman. The reaction would be 'no woman should ever be hit or subjected to abuse'. I really don't see how someone could find this humorous and tres it's deplorable that you would give it kudos by saying 'now that's what i call revenge'. you should completely have taken this angle instead on the topic. no reward such disgusting actions with a round of applause.
chatondeneige chatondeneige 6 years
Sorry, but the idea of doing this to another human makes me SICK. If a woman had been cheating on her husband and the men got together and super glued her labia together, would anyone be laughing? <i>Now that's what I call revenge!</i> Really? Because that's what I call a violent crime, which isn't really a laughing matter.
chatondeneige chatondeneige 6 years
Sorry, but the idea of doing this to another human makes me SICK. If a woman had been cheating on her husband and the men got together and super glued her labia together, would anyone be laughing? Now that's what I call revenge! Really? Because that's what I call a violent crime, which isn't really a laughing matter.
ali321 ali321 6 years
Snooky I think anybody who cheats like that deserves a punch in the face. Man or woman. That doesn't mean you should actually punch them, but people do crazy things when they're emotional. And if you're messing around like this guy he had to have known it would catch up to him. Yeah, they probably went way overboard, but like cakshinigami said at least they stuck together as women.
Yogaforlife Yogaforlife 6 years
It's totally wrong, and they deserve to go to jail, but I think it's hilarious that he'll forever be tarnished as the man who had his joystick hotglued. Guess it will be a little harder for him next time to get away with it.
Nadia24gv Nadia24gv 6 years
That's what I call a "sticky situation".
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