Okay I can't lie. I'm already out shopping for a huge belt buckle to wear to the Republican National Convention this year, but if I wasn't, these would be a close second. Stubbs and Wootton's classy velvet slippers, festooned with your choice of elephant or donkey.
At almost $400, I won't say they're the biggest political gear-bargain to be had this year, but they may be the fanciest. How many pairs are y'all ordering?