Or, to be more precise, "the fun and flirtatious novelty beverage." Found at classy convenience stores, liquor stores or a Spencer's Gifts near you, Suck and Blow novelty beverage is, according to the product's website, "becoming the favorite way to enjoy a gelatin shooter." So let me get this straight. "Flirtatious" these days means one person sucks while the other person blows from the same watermelon-flavored gelatin shooter? Now that is what I call romantic.