Dear husband: You didn't fail to disappoint me today. You remembered our anniversary but had no intentions of doing anything beyond a grumbled "happy anniversary." What's so happy about it? I've spent a week putting thought and love into your gifts (cheesy, cutesy things like hugs 'n' kisses in a box, something you love), but you couldn't be bothered. Thank you for letting me know how very much you care.
Do you think this is a big deal?