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Emmy-Nominated Female Characters on Love and Sex: Who Said It?

The Emmys are tonight, and the nominated women play an eclectic bunch of characters from goofy to sultry to tough as nails. Many of these ladies have strong opinions on relationships, sex, and dating. See if you can match the Emmy-nominated character to her words of wisdom!

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"Women in their 30s on the Internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage."

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"This isn't China. There's no money in virginity."

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"People who dress like librarians? All sex addicts."

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"I need some time to figure out if you're the love of my life or a pathological liar."

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"A pretty face comes along and everything goes out the window."

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"Relationships are like sharks. If you're not left with several bite marks after intercourse, then something's wrong."

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"Well, it's simple: in your twenties you dress for men, in your forties you dress for success, in your eighties you dress for a bathroom."

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"Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle."

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"Do you need sex advice? Here's a tip. Sometimes a lady likes to leave her blazer on."

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"I think it'll be a bonding experience between me and ___. Men enjoy it when a woman is better than them at something they love."

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"Of course he knows what he's doing. It's a computer, not a condom."

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"Honey, I'd like a mineral water, no ice."

"And I'd like your balls in a blender, but ain't life a b*tch?"

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