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Tales of Mere Existence: "A Typical Conversation With My Mom"

A Typical Conversation With My Mom

Ah, moms. You can't live with them. You wouldn't know anything about yourself — likes, dislikes, clothing preferences, ambitions, insecurities, love interests, regrets, nutritional needs, when your bra strap is showing — without them. All conversations are one-sided. All conversations could have ended 20 minutes ago. All conversations go a little something like this:

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Martini-Rossi Martini-Rossi 8 years
I love this, I had the same coversation about a sweater with my mom this morning...Moms are cool.
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
The last part about the sweater sounds like my mother, typically that conversation is with my sister though. Not so much with me.
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
I swear this just happened to me today. But it was more likeMom: You should try the shrimp.Me: I can't - I'm allergic.Mom: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp.Me: I'm allergic to it.**5 minutes later**Mom: Here, have some of my shrimp.AAAAA!!!
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 8 years
I swear this just happened to me today. But it was more like Mom: You should try the shrimp. Me: I can't - I'm allergic. Mom: But it's shrimp. You like shrimp. Me: I'm allergic to it. **5 minutes later** Mom: Here, have some of my shrimp. AAAAA!!!
wiciltd wiciltd 8 years
I cannot say I've ever had a conversation like this with my mum she's not daft
sharpieroxs sharpieroxs 8 years
my mom doesn't tell me to eat fish, she just has the children in africa are starving rant!
Megatron Megatron 8 years
TOTALLY my mom!! :rotfl:
Megatron Megatron 8 years
TOTALLY my mom!! :rotfl:
pharm_chick pharm_chick 8 years
LOL that was hilarious
pharm_chick pharm_chick 8 years
LOL that was hilarious
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