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Teaching Needs Be Involve Edumacating, Not No Wizarding

Though indeed there is real teacher news today, including one Detroit-area educator who was found guilty of having sex with a former 15-year-old student — if that's the alternative, I prefer a little (Peabody-winning!) Colbert-ized report of one magical moment in the education of our nation's youth, thank you all the same. This real story, done up in all it's Report glory — well you won't believe your eyes.

This substitute teacher was somehow fired in connection with performing a magic trick, and bringing filthy wizardry and sorcery to the classroom by making a toothpick disappear. OK, fair the report is not, but, um. . . the interviews with the parents? Now that's some real magic right there.

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piper23 piper23 7 years
That is too funny!
piper23 piper23 7 years
That is too funny!
Berlin Berlin 7 years
School board denied this and said they fired him in reality b/c he wasn't teaching the curriculum.
stephley stephley 7 years
He's not very good, you can see the tape on his thumb.
popgoestheworld popgoestheworld 7 years
This is hilarious. I wonder what the school board person actually said about his firing.
UnDave35 UnDave35 7 years
Is "grabbing a honeydew and rolling a 20" some sort of code for taking drugs hypno? ;)
bellaressa bellaressa 7 years
No Comment - Hypo
bellaressa bellaressa 7 years
No Comment - Hypo
jennifer76 jennifer76 7 years
I used to get in trouble for my vanishing act all the time. :ghost:
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 7 years
Oh lord don't get me started on some Dungeons & Dragons. I was a cleric neutral dwarf. I remember being pinned down in a fruit market with no weapons and a troll hot on my heals. I grabed a honeydew and rolled a 20. Troll K.O.'d and one happy dwarf.
raciccarone raciccarone 7 years
As a 7th level chaotic-neutral dwarf, I was not permitted to bring either my cloak of invisibility or bag of holding to school. I know the pain he feels.
hypnoticmix hypnoticmix 7 years
Hmm, very bizar
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