News can get weird. Our Stranger Than Fiction feature covers a lot of it, but there's much more useless information to know. I've gathered some of last week's most bizarre headlines and mixed in some made-up ones. See if you can spot the real from the fake.
Real or Fake: Headlines of the Week
Thong Thief Caught With 79 Pairs
Love Handles Repurposed For Breast Reconstruction
20-Year-Old Banned From Drinking in England
New Jersey Refuses to Grant Couple Marriage Certificate
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