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10. The Great and Benevolent Provider of Life-Giving Flakes from the
World Above The Surface

9. Mister Thinks-He-Owns-The-Place

8. Visitor from Beyond the Cage

7. Waste Disposal Unit #2

6. Hunter of Delicious Cylindrical Animals in Hard Shells

5. The Dupe

4. Maitre d'

3. Pitching Machine

2. Poop B*tch

1. The Person Who Always Points at Me After She Farts

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WhatTheFrockBlog WhatTheFrockBlog 9 years
That's hilarious, because EVERY TIME the BF or I fart, we yell, "Basil!" Even if Baz isn't in the room!
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 9 years
oops :oops: Meant :ROTFL:
Mme-Hart Mme-Hart 9 years
:ROTL: Love the farting one!
Autumn87 Autumn87 9 years
My last comment didn't work, so here goes: this is hilarious, but #1's my fave! :ROTFL:
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