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Top 10 Ways To Annoy People

You know you might be annoying when you look at a list called "Top 10 Ways To Annoy People" and you recognize a few of your moves (namely, #2, #7 and #10).

  • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  • Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  • Honk and wave to strangers.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "DO YOU HEAR THAT?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."

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crayolacraze crayolacraze 8 years
I usually just say Huh?? like a thousend times during a conversation... that usually annoys people to no end!! :P
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
Don't forget about driving for ten miles with your turn signal on. Ugh.
Hope5 Hope5 8 years
Funny!
Hope5 Hope5 8 years
Funny!
lady-T lady-T 8 years
i do the number one.and wave at strangers...the number one is really funny cause it really confuses people :D :D
lickety-split lickety-split 8 years
love the last two! my 8 year old thinks it hysterical to shoot out numbers when her younger sister is counting :(
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 8 years
I think I've heard some of these before. And yet, they are still funny as hell.
DivAshleigh DivAshleigh 8 years
funny!
DivAshleigh DivAshleigh 8 years
funny!
PrissyLilBadAss PrissyLilBadAss 8 years
Okay, so when I was in college and used to work at a summer camp, one of my 14 year old campers would only express his emotions via "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" song renditions. It was really funny the first few times, but after that you kinda wanted to kick the kid in the shins. "If you're bored at work and you know it clap your hands!" ::clap clap:: "Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
PrissyLilBadAss PrissyLilBadAss 8 years
Okay, so when I was in college and used to work at a summer camp, one of my 14 year old campers would only express his emotions via "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands" song renditions. It was really funny the first few times, but after that you kinda wanted to kick the kid in the shins. "If you're bored at work and you know it clap your hands!" ::clap clap:: "Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
grl-in-the-world grl-in-the-world 8 years
Sounds like a dramatic guy Maggie Mae! I get most annoyed by bad drivers, they make me tense!
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 8 years
NICE. I've definately done the honk and wave at strangers, but usually not on purpose. one thing my coworker does that kills me- he'll sign really loudly during meetings. You'll be talking and - "siiiiiigh". And no, I am not going to ask you what's wrong.
Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 8 years
NICE. I've definately done the honk and wave at strangers, but usually not on purpose.one thing my coworker does that kills me- he'll sign really loudly during meetings. You'll be talking and - "siiiiiigh". And no, I am not going to ask you what's wrong.
7bits 7bits 8 years
i'm as annoying as anyone - but the one thing that gets me is when my friend mumbles something derisive under her breath then when I ask her to repeat it she says, "nothing, nevermind..." Needless to say I hate her in the face for that.
Daisy6264 Daisy6264 8 years
I don't like to annoy other people- I don't like to be annoyed.
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