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Top 10 Ways To Annoy People

You know you might be annoying when you look at a list called "Top 10 Ways To Annoy People" and you recognize a few of your moves (namely, #2, #7 and #10).

  • Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
  • In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
  • Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
  • Practice making fax and modem noises.
  • Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  • Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  • Honk and wave to strangers.
  • Repeat the following conversation a dozen times.
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
  • Ask people what gender they are.
  • Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."


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