Okay, this bitchy pooch is my new hero. Here he is at the Tony Awards ("A who's who of who cares") insulting people up and down. Highlights? His gaydar breaks because he forgets to read the small print ("Not for use at the Tony's"). He asks one attendee who's covering her shift at The Olive Garden. And he somehow gets two septuagenarians to...well, watch the end. This is long, but it's worth it.