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Tweets About Love and Sex in October 2013

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This week we're single and ready for Pringles with the funniest tweets from ladies . . . for ladies. The women who got us chuckling these past seven days taught us that chivalry is not dead, you should always have glitter on hand, and that there is a perfect answer to "So when are you going to get married and have kids?" Bonus material includes tree erotica and a chicken pun. Check 'em out now, and don't forget to follow POPSUGARLove on Twitter!

Or maybe you just want to keep your options open.

Now who has the last laugh?

So that's how it works.

A for effort.

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Fact: glitter makes everything better.

Well don't leave us hanging!

Ah, romance.

Take notes, ladies. The holidays are around the corner.

Steamy.

They are pretty cute.

[Insert joke about bush.]

It's gonna be a salty night.

I'd just turn that plane around and go home.

Glass half full.

Just don't let things get too serious.

When a bus ride turns erotic.

Source: Twitter users jackiecarbajal and home_napping
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