This crazy story kills me. One night one guy was doing what lots of guys do: watching porn. It must've been extremely noisy and uh, dramatic, because his downstairs neighbor was convinced he was hurting a woman. What does he do? Call police? Knock on the door? Nope. Downstairs dude grabs his SWORD (who the hell owns a sword?!), breaks the door down, and takes the bewildered porn-watcher at sword-point and forces him to open all the doors to prove there was no woman inside. Oops. Sword guy's in trouble now, and hoping not to get jail time. Advice, guys: please get out more often. Staying inside is addling your brains.
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