The latest on the virginity sales front: Natalie Dylan, the 22-year-old woman who put her deflowering up for auction, has received offers up to $3.8 million. But she'd be willing to settle for a cool mil if the guy "seems intelligent." Riiight. Listen, I know you want your first time to be special and all but how can I put this . . . the random perv bidding on you is
probably definitely not Prince Charming. I'm pretty sure Prince Charming didn't have to drop six figures to get laid.