Does your child pageant contestant look, oh, I don't know — not ghastly enough? Well there's a photoshop retouching service (run by a mortician or wax mannequin maker?) that will get 'r' done! I have no words for how gruesome these little girls look post-photoshop "makeover." Hey folks, there is such a thing as too early for makeup! Let the girls choose, when they're old enough, if they want to look like the mortified remains of tiny Russian babushkas! Wow.