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For the entire month of February, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. You could say doing it to defend bacon’s honor, because some people Bacon Man knows said you couldn’t eat too much of it and live. Will Canadian bacon be on the menu? No, says the purist. Not pork chops, turkey bacon, or condiments. All I can say is, having lived with a woman whose boyfriend was a pork aficionado — make sure you’re nowhere near this guy’s bathroom during this month. He may survive the bacon fest, you will not survive the stench. Click here to read more about this guy's insanely unhealthy plans.


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RubberDogTurds RubberDogTurds 7 years
i'm in love
Seitan Seitan 7 years
Reminds me of the girl who ate nothing but carrots for a month to see if her skin would turn orange.
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 7 years
Thanks, fishay. I had no idea who he was! I changed the title :nerdgirl:
Fallen85 Fallen85 7 years
ew. That's f*cking sick man. He's going to get sooooo sick of this all so fast.
fishay fishay 7 years
Noo! Michael J. Nelson! You will lose your boyish figure! (Totally my favorite MST3K host. No offense Joel! I just have a soft spot for big, blonde, lumbering buffoons.) (Clip from my favorite MST3K: Outlaw of Gor)
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