For the entire month of February, Michael J. Nelson will eat nothing but bacon. You could say doing it to defend bacon’s honor, because some people Bacon Man knows said you couldn’t eat too much of it and live. Will Canadian bacon be on the menu? No, says the purist. Not pork chops, turkey bacon, or condiments. All I can say is, having lived with a woman whose boyfriend was a pork aficionado — make sure you’re nowhere near this guy’s bathroom during this month. He may survive the bacon fest, you will not survive the stench. Click here to read more about this guy's insanely unhealthy plans.