I recently became paranoid that dogs are merely acting as "man's best friend" to distract us from discovering their secret plan to take over the world. Think about it: we've seen dogs that can talk and do math, but we have yet to train any dogs to clean up after themselves when they crap on the neighbor's front lawn. Instead, they've trained us to do their dirty work for them! Just when I had enough evidence to support my new theory, I saw this video of a dog imitating a blender. Consider my paranoia cured.