When it comes to what's deemed "sexy," to each his or her own. And never is this more evident than in the world of sexy pinup calendars. Sure, most of the more ridiculous (like "manure girls") are purposefully cheeky and often used to raise money for a cause or group. But some of the bizarre calendars out there may be taken seriously by those hanging them in their homes or (more likely) garages. As we all look for that special calendar to get our 2013 started right, take a look at the "sexiest" and strangest calendars of the year.
With a tagline like "a pictorial calendar that will get you to rethink all your waste, even your daily number ones and twos," how can you not want a Ladies of Manure 2013 Calendar? Because nothing goes together better than poo and sexy models.
Did you know that zombie mermaids were even a thing? Me neither.
All I have to say after seeing the Butt Guy 2013 Wall Calendar is . . . hot.
The Hot Guys and Baby Animals Calendar is baaack, and we're happy to see this pairing made in hot guy heaven.
Fan of archaeology? Find body paint sexy? You're in luck! The Naked Archaeologist Calendar 2013 is right up your alley.
This Accordion Babe Pin-Up Calendar could make the perfect gift for that special accordion fan in your life.
This New Year, be sure to pick up the hottest ticket in town: Bare Naked Caving 2013.
Attention nice Jewish girls, we've got the calendar for you! It's the 2013 Nice Jewish Guys Calendar, and it's pretty self-explanatory.
I don't know about you, but there's something about a man made of plastic. If you have the same sentiments, you'll love this Fun With Bilbo and the Girls calendar, featuring a ripped action figure and his three girlfriends.
If you like your ladies on the hairy side, pick up this Hot Chicks With Mustaches: 2013 Mini Wall Calendar.
Cat lovers are sure to love the Kat Daddy 2013 Calendar featuring your next boyfriend posing with felines.