News can get weird. Our Stranger Than Fiction feature covers a lot of it, but there's much more useless information to know. I've gathered some of this week's most bizarre headlines and mixed in some made-up ones. See if you can spot the real from the fake. (And don't forget to check out our roundup of the year in weird news!)
Real or Fake: Headlines of the Week
Risky Pudding: UK Diners Sign Waiver For Dessert
Forks, WA, to Drop Vile of (Fake) Blood to Ring in New Year
Tidy Monkey Flosses Teeth
Boston Couple Keeps 2009 Resolution: 352 Threesomes
Survey: Fitting Into Old Jeans Is "Better Than Sex"