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What the Hell Kind of Diet Is This?

Girl (and I assume it's a girl), if you don't eat well — or at all — you can't spell. In place of "Food: None," or "Food: Donught, sosages, porck chops, pretizels, Hugga Bugga juice" how about something healthy from the four food groups? Or from my only food group: cheese? It does a body good!

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bransugar79 bransugar79 8 years
I love that she can't spell carrots or pretzels but she nailed the tricky potatoes LOL Seriously this is a nutrition nightmare where's this kid's mom?
GREGWASHERE2 GREGWASHERE2 8 years
I'd like to see what she (or he) eats for the rest of the week. Maybe it's a pet menu.
mtiger mtiger 8 years
I feel bad for her. I bet it's a young girl trying to lose weight.
mommy2mm mommy2mm 8 years
I really don't even get how she could think this diet could work. Looks like binge and purge to me. Could explain all the braincells she's burned.
Smilesp Smilesp 8 years
I'm with fallen and hoping this is a food journal and not an actual diet plan. But that still doesn't account for the spelling...yipes.
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
It seems like this is her food journal rather then a diet. Remember how you're supposed to write down everything you eat for a week without changing your habits so that your diet person could analyze it... i hope her advisor showed her the way to an english class.
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
2 cups of coffee and 2 cups of coco... for breakfast! Yikes. Even if they are nondarie.
DoctorBunBun DoctorBunBun 8 years
This is just sad... obviously a middle school age girl who has major issues with food and nutrition. :(
berlin101 berlin101 8 years
"...and this is your brain on...junk food..." (Now I'm craving 'pretizels' with ranch dressing!)
m-zenzele m-zenzele 8 years
Wow! *dead* :#
starangel82 starangel82 8 years
Maybe the bad spelling is a result of the lack of anything in her diet... you know it's messing with her brain? Someone get this girl some food ASAP!
pink-elephant pink-elephant 8 years
sosages logs?? nutritious!
Fallen85 Fallen85 8 years
LOL giggle!
GiggleSugar GiggleSugar 8 years
That's not good, dino dino...Please eat some froot and maybe some carrets. ;)
dino-dino dino-dino 8 years
MY DIET IS ACTUALLY LIKE THIS. EXCEPT I NEVER EAT BREAKFAST AND I ONLY EAT LUNCH ONLY SOMETIMES IF IM AT SCHOOL :) I BARELY EVER EAT FRUIT OR VEGETABLES AND I AM STILL ALMOST UNDERWEIGHT RIGHT NOW WHAT A WONDERFUL DIET
lenepocket lenepocket 8 years
this is funny!! :rotfl:
Francoisehardly Francoisehardly 8 years
What kind of diet is this? One I would never be on. I definitely wouldn't go on one that limits my ability to spell.
Seitan Seitan 8 years
Poor girl, I've tried crazy diets before. Let's just hope she figures it out before she gets any dumber.
GKitty GKitty 8 years
When you don't eat a proper diet, the mind is the first thing to go...
aprilmayjune4 aprilmayjune4 8 years
Breakfeast: what to eat after you've gorged yourself. I love this: Snack 3 cups of coco Also: can someone please tell her that ranch dressing IS a milk product?
Punk-Glam-Queen Punk-Glam-Queen 8 years
My 9 year old who can't spell can spell better than that! Not to mention she'd know to eat healthier! YIPES!
C-Ruth C-Ruth 8 years
Mm nondarie and carrets. Haha. This girls is ridiculous.
snarkypants snarkypants 8 years
omg this cannot be real!!! hahahaha
jessie jessie 8 years
carb galore! :rotfl:
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