Ringo Starr, former Beatles drummer, emerged from irrelevance to issue an urgent message to his fans. After Oct. 20 (that's today, peeps!), he will sign no more pictures or objects. As charming as Ringo was back in the day, it's universally acknowledged that he was the least talented of the four Beatles. (A former boyfriend liked to call him "the luckiest man in the world" for having scored his drumming gig with them given his minimal skills.) Ringo claims he's too busy to sign any more pictures. What is Ringo Starr doing instead of signing pictures for fans?