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21 Signs You're a Stage-5 Clinger

Mar 31 2014 - 4:13pm

Nothing's scarier in the dating world than a stage-five clinger. You know, the insecure type who just won't leave her crush alone or takes his feelings about his ex to the extreme. We're breaking down the red-flag signs that you may need to lay off — or that you have a creeper on your hands. The horror!

Source: New Line Cinema [1]

You Always "Just Happen" to Be in the Neighborhood

He's Told Family That If He Ever Goes Missing, You're to Blame

You'll Find Any Way to Feel Close to Him

Source: Nickelodeon [2]

Your Friends Don't Even Know Who You Are Anymore

You Have an Alert Just For His Social Media Updates

Source: MTV [3]

The Phrase "Not Interested" Means Nothing to You

You Can't Stop Texting/Calling Even Though You Haven't Heard Back in Days

You Hooked Up Once, but You're Already Planning Your Wedding

Through Detective Work, You Know Her Morning Route by Heart

Source: Cartoon Network [4]

You Feel Like You're Always Crying — Because You Are

You Accidentally Leave Your Things at Her Place so You Can Go Back

You Don't Know What It Means to Play Hard to Get

You Tell All His Friends You're Together When You're Not

You Know Where She Lives, and She Never Gave You Her Address

You Never Get the Hint That He Wants You to Leave

You Keep Giving Yourself a Deadline For When You Need to Give Up

You Promise Not to Show Up at His Work Again, but Can't Help It

He Ignores Every Last One of Your Attempts

You Try to Make Him Feel Like He's the One Overreacting

You Happen to Pop Up at a Bar Whenever He's Hitting on Someone Else

A Restraining Order Is in Your Future

Source: Overly Attached Girlfriend [5]


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