It's the big day, the day you've dreamed of since you met The One. You've been planning every aspect of your wedding within an inch of its life for about a year. So it just makes sense that you might be so freaking tired, you'd just say, "To hell with nice shoes! And anyway, what if I need to cut and run a la Runaway Bride? I'm just going to put on _____." Let's say you live for tacky. What's tackier?