Have you ever been to the drug store just to pick up tampons, lip gloss or a tabloid magazine and run into one of these things? Billy The Singing Bass or Kung-Fu Hamster? Billy has been known to start singing "Take Me To The River" and "Don't Worry, Be Happy" simply when you walk near him, but the Kung-Fu Hamster will emit the disco classic "Kung-Fu Fighting" only if you push his button. I'm all for kitsch, but I would be embarrassed to own one of these things. What's tackier?