I'm a simple girl at heart. I like to dress up, wear makeup, and all that girlie stuff, but I usually stop short with my nails. It's a big day in Giggle world if my short nails get a coat of clear polish, and it's practically time to alert the media if I paint them any color. So perhaps that will explain my bafflement about people who do really weird stuff to their fingernails and toenails. Isn't life too short to be worrying about decorating your talons? And wouldn't you care enough about your neighbor's eyesight not to create the following eye sores? What's tackier?