One sees these fashion infractions mostly on tourists. I must admit, when travelling to a foreign country, I, too, wear a money belt. But not a money belt that sticks out three inches from my body, begging to be ripped off! And don't get me started on the "mom jeans" shorts hiked so far up the wearer no longer has a back. You just know that if we could see further down, this dude is sporting black sneakers with white socks. So what's tackier?