I've seen this list of "translations" for things women say versus what they mean. It's more amusing to see it acted out, though. Men complain that women say "Nothing" when asked "What's wrong?", for example, but they should trust me when I say the following. They'd much rather hear the passive-aggressive responses than the "truth"...
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