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What's the Worst Pick up Line you Have Ever Heard?

What's the Worst Pick up Line you Have Ever Heard?


It seems like some men just don't know how to be subtle anymore. While I find confidence and assertiveness attractive, a presumptuous and overly cocky man just makes me cringe. After reading an article about the new VH1 show, "The Pick-Up Artist" it made me realize that the days of going out with your girlfriends, just to catch up without being bothered by men are long gone.

This new show teaches 8 unlucky in love men how to gain self confidence in order to turn the women of their dreams into the women of their reality. It's an eight week boot camp to compete for the title of "Master Pick-Up Artist" aided by Mystery, the head honcho, and his wing men, Matador and J Dog. While it seems pretty astonishing that some men have a difficult time mastering the art of the pick up line since it is second nature to oh so many, ladies, tell me, what is the worst pick up line you have ever been thrown?

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awkwardturtle awkwardturtle 7 years
i was 14 and going to camp and i looked about 17 and one of the counselors who was 19 or so came up to me and was like "do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again?" needless to say it made camp a little awkward but more so for him because at the time i thought it was hilarious but now it just seems so tacky
sweet95 sweet95 7 years
my worst pick-up line happened quite recently. i was doing some waitressing one night, first part waitressing, and in the second part of the night, i was behind the drinks followed by more waitressing. this drunk man comes up and says "i saw this girl earlier who said she was gonna give me her number. she looks just like you. wears the same uniform, looks lebanese, and in the first part of the night, she was waitressing. can't seem to find her anywhere. can you find her for me?" i was just about to start looking when i realised that i was the only one that had been working in that section that night. i went back to my work when he comes up to me again holding out a paper and pen. he then says "did you find her? if you didnt, can you give me your number? just so i can call you". i looked at him in disbelief, and said no, then in the end, he says "the girl i was talking about, i've been looking at her this whole time". told him to go away. that it wasnt the time nor place to be picking up chicks. he did so, and not long afterwards, in walks his girlfriend
ishop2much ishop2much 8 years
Well, seeing as my name is Candace but I go by CANDY, I usually hear Candi can I have some Candy? Candi what do you do for a living? And so many more that are quite inappropriate. It's gotten so bad that even though I don't respond to my full first name, because I NEVER go by it, I've forced myself to do so when I meet people just because they can be quite obnoxious. Thanks Mom and Dad for this "wonderful" name!
Darky-Locs Darky-Locs 8 years
I don't think they care if they get us or not, I think it's the challenge of actually getting someone with those lines that makes it worth their while! The thrill of the hunt... I admit, I do get impressed with someone who comes up with a GOOD one liner (not a trashy, cheesy one)!
first_lady first_lady 8 years
hahah omg u guys, these are funny stuffs!! are guys really that shallow to think we would fall for those lines???
dindz dindz 8 years
DarkyLocs - Indeed, isn't revenge sweet! Make the fool pay in spades. Although I must say, at least in my experience, women do put us into some ringers even during pursuit. Oh the price of love, the torture we go through...
Darky-Locs Darky-Locs 8 years
Oh, and dindz, don't be embarrassed, we women put men thru some ringers once they get us, too! So I guess in a way we make them pay for all of the lame pick up lines ;)
Darky-Locs Darky-Locs 8 years
You know what's so bad is that there are so many entries of lame pick up lines! They're not getting any better, either. WhiplashGirlchild, I hope you're not scarred for life!!! Here's one for the pot: "Well, you know I'm just sayin I'm like Wendy's, I'm open late."
Darky-Locs Darky-Locs 8 years
You know what's so bad is that there are so many entries of lame pick up lines! They're not getting any better, either. WhiplashGirlchild, I hope you're not scarred for life!!! Here's one for the pot: "Well, you know I'm just sayin I'm like Wendy's, I'm open late."
dindz dindz 8 years
I am quite embarrassed by my gender in this country. Where I come from, these "pickup" lines are unheard of and will surely be looked upon as the stupidest things a guy can say to a girl. Unfortunately, the US media perpetuates this form of male mediocrity portraying men as incompetent, thoughtless, crude buffoons.
texasbelle_1999 texasbelle_1999 8 years
"Do you sleep on your stomach or back ??? ....... well, can I ?"
texasbelle_1999 texasbelle_1999 8 years
"Do you sleep on your stomach or back ??? ....... well, can I ?"
melizza melizza 8 years
MY WORST WAS "DO YOU WASH YOUR PANTS WITH WINDEX, BECAUSE I CAN SURE SEE MYSELF IN THEM." NEEDLESS TO SAY THIS MAN DID NOT WOO ME.
radarkitty radarkitty 8 years
Gin soaked olive!!?? LOVE IT! :)
mdbzmom mdbzmom 8 years
The worst was "What?!? But I'm a Delta Chi!!" Then there was "You look like my second wife." He'd been married once. I know this is for bad ones but I have to share a great one. This 80 year old guy, whom I knew from working at a country club, and was not a perv in a bad way said "Darlin' you look better than a gin soaked olive." Loved it!
ShouldBeStudying ShouldBeStudying 8 years
I worked at Hooters while in college so as you can imagine I have a TON of good ones. But my all-time favorite (keeping in mind I have a 38-inch in-seam): "Call me if you ever need help shaving your legs." (As he hands me his business card and walks away!)
ShouldBeStudying ShouldBeStudying 8 years
I worked at Hooters while in college so as you can imagine I have a TON of good ones. But my all-time favorite (keeping in mind I have a 38-inch in-seam):"Call me if you ever need help shaving your legs." (As he hands me his business card and walks away!)
reeveske reeveske 8 years
OMG I have the WORST ONE EVER!!! Guy at a bar, starts telling me he works for a pharm sales company and he sells Yaz-the birth control for a living. He then proceeds to start asking me questions about my time of the month, how my flow is, and here it is-"DO YOU EVER EXPERIENCE BREAKTHROUGH BLEEDING?" Shocked, I repeat it, and he actually asks me, "do you know what that is?" Needless to say, he got an earful about not asking women that he has just met about their period IN A BAR.
AlecksNWondrland AlecksNWondrland 8 years
Walking down the beach, this really creepy old guy stops and yells at me:"Damn girl! I would suck a fart out of your ass!"No joke. I ran away screaming and laughing.
AlecksNWondrland AlecksNWondrland 8 years
Walking down the beach, this really creepy old guy stops and yells at me: "Damn girl! I would suck a fart out of your ass!" No joke. I ran away screaming and laughing.
turtlemobile turtlemobile 8 years
Sitting in the passenger seat of my friends car with my arm on the window ledge.Guy pulls up next to us, rolls down his window and says, "You have the most beautiful elbow I have ever seen."
turtlemobile turtlemobile 8 years
Sitting in the passenger seat of my friends car with my arm on the window ledge. Guy pulls up next to us, rolls down his window and says, "You have the most beautiful elbow I have ever seen."
dharmalove dharmalove 8 years
This guy slides into spot next to me at the bar and says " You have the most perfect breasts ever" So I responded with "Would you like me to detach them so you can take them home?" He was both confused and I think scared. His mouth dropped open and he just walked away. My friends and I laughed for hours at that one.
dharmalove dharmalove 8 years
This guy slides into spot next to me at the bar and says" You have the most perfect breasts ever" So I responded with "Would you like me to detach them so you can take them home?"He was both confused and I think scared. His mouth dropped open and he just walked away. My friends and I laughed for hours at that one.
ailene ailene 8 years
Haha kiwisox... my husband uses that song for my ringtone on his phone! :O
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