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What's Your Least Favorite Slang Word For Penis?

What's Your Least Favorite Slang Word For Penis?

I can't figure out if there's simply no word for penis (including penis) that sounds appealing because of what it refers to, or because people keep coming up with nasty slang words for it. All I know is that I could live without some of the following terms.

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superjules superjules 6 years
Meat Sword. It sounds so violent.
myystque myystque 6 years
I hate all the ones that sound silly, like johnson, willy, wang, and weiner.
Frenched Frenched 6 years
I chose "Willy." It just sounds annoying to me. I agree with juicebox07, too. It's degrading to call our privates silly names. I prefer to refer to them by name, too. Call me lame!
niicoley niicoley 6 years
"Willy" freaks me out too, cg130!!
Cinnabun Cinnabun 6 years
For some reason "wang" has always really bothered me.
cg130 cg130 6 years
I sort of hate all of those words..."Willy" really freaks me out...
dikke-kus dikke-kus 6 years
It's just not an easy word to say for some reason. However I have a little boy and I have to say Penis to make sure he understands the proper word for his little body parts!
skigurl skigurl 6 years
damn i chose my fav!
skigurl skigurl 6 years
damn i chose my fav!
b1uebunn b1uebunn 6 years
I like cock. That's hot in the heat of passion.I HATE wiener. What are we, 8? And wang is hilarious. My husband and I call each other wangs all the time.
b1uebunn b1uebunn 6 years
I like cock. That's hot in the heat of passion. I HATE wiener. What are we, 8? And wang is hilarious. My husband and I call each other wangs all the time.
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 6 years
Most of the above.
GlowingMoon GlowingMoon 6 years
Most of the above.
Chrstne Chrstne 6 years
I picked wang, but calling it a pecker, tool, willy, and wiener...well, that sucks too. I remember I heard shlong as a kid, as well as johnson and thought it was hysterical. For me, it's either a penis or dick, depending on who I am with, what I am doing, and my mood.
bethinabox bethinabox 6 years
For me it was a toss-up between weiner, pecker, and tool. Voted for weiner, but those all just bother me for some reason.
Symphonee Symphonee 6 years
I actually hate Mr. Happy the most.
juicebox07 juicebox07 6 years
I always call it a penis. It's the correct word for it, and it sounds better. I do the same with the word vagina. I just call it my vagina because I absolutely HATE the word pussy. It sounds so foul and degrading to me. As for the poll, even though it was a hard choice, I voted "weiner". I really don't want to think of a penis when I'm eating a hot dog, or vice versa.
starbucks2 starbucks2 6 years
Love that costume, so classy!
starbucks2 starbucks2 6 years
Love that costume, so classy!
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