Barbie better break out a pair of combat boots soon because there's a war in Toyland and those high heels ain't gonna cut it. Her opponent? The Bratz. They're younger. They're sexier. And in this battle, their disproportionately big heads will serve them better than Barbie's disproportionately big bust. So what's all the fuss about? Mattel, the maker of Barbie, claims that the popular Bratz concept technically belongs to them because the former employee responsible for the Bratz line conceived his idea while working at Mattel. Blah, blah, blah...who cares? Look people- we're splitting hairs here, and no doll is desirable with pesky split ends. So let's get together and throw a big bonding dress-up party in the Malibu dream house. My Barbie's good to go, as long as the Bratz agree to keep their greedy little girl limbs off of Ken. It'll be fun.