John McCain took his 13th turn on The Daily Show last night gabbing about his spanking new Secret Service nickname ("Jerk," he says) and his possible running mate.
Well, he was clear who it's not going to be anyway. Hmm . . . McCain/Clinton '08? Possible slogan: Beauty and the Beast? The combo would keep it interesting to say the least!
Of the most recent turns at campaign funny-making (Barack, Hillary) — who's most likely to put Jon Stewart out of a job? Oh! Whoever gets elected, they could remodel the White House Press room to look like a stand-up comedy set! Like a brick wall backdrop with a stool and a bottle of water! Get Carrot Top in there with a trunk of props! Who could do it? Who's got the best chops?