Are you ready for a primp-off? Take out those stop watches because John Edwards might be the man to beat! Seriously, how much hairspray does a dude with a short haircut need? I can understand if he grew out those brown, wavy locks-- but by abusing that aerosol spray can, he's growing out the big hole in the ozone layer instead. Environmentalist, he is not!
Thanks, Web Junk TV!