If you look back at the year's most notable quotes, a relatively complete picture of all the significant — and trivial — stuff that went down emerges. To continue our
Best of 2009 coverage I've rounded up some more of the one-liners that caught our attention this year. Can you figure out who said what?
"Girls need to imagine and picture their life with a screaming newborn baby and then think before they have sex."
"I'd just been on a trip to Minnesota, where I can only kindly describe most of the people I saw as little houses."
“I’d be happy to go and deny it, because I’m not. But by denying it, I’m saying there is something shameful about it, and there isn’t anything shameful."
"You know I love tall women."
"I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."
"I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22."
"I think I'd rather get run over by a train" (than get married again).
"I'm running on the gay marriage, no religion, legalization and taxation of marijuana platform. I don't have a chance."
"Atonement is a process that never ends."
"It's definitely not true what women say about just wanting a man with a sense of humor. What women mean is they want a guy with a sense of humor who is really handsome."