You know that when an orangutan looks like a kind, sweet gentleman, the number of funny, cute, and non-douchey bachelors has been reduced to near zero. I bet (if he could) he would open doors, bring flowers occasionally, and call when he says he will. Just ignore the stain on his shirt.
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