1 Woman Tried Scoring a Date With Her Uber Driver, and the Result Is Not What You'd Expect

When life gives you an attractive Uber driver, you take it as a sign from Aphrodite herself and go for gold. At least that's what Twitter user KelliAmirah did on a Saturday night out. Upon noticing that her driver was "fine af," Kelli graced Twitter with a play-by-play of her every thought and action leading up to the moment she finally worked up the courage to ask him on a date. The plot twist at the end was definitely not what we expected when we first came across her hilarious tweets. Keep reading for a full account of the story from hopeful start to crushing finish.

Let the games begin

It started as most Saturday nights start . . .

An eloquent observation was made

Check, check, aaaaand check

The pressure's on

An idea was born

Oops!

*allows suspense to build*

Probably not how she imagined her plan would pan out

OK, maybe there's a glimmer of hope

Her phone battery is begging for mercy at this point

Previous glimmers of hope are beginning to fade

It's official, we've lost all hope

Econ, why must you interfere with her love life?!

Another glimmer of hope!

Here we go . . . it's finally happening

The anticipation is building

Finals week, man

Naturally she snoozed them

Basically how we look at this point in the story

It's game time, Kelli!

YES, she's ready!

*elicits moral support*

Aaaand cue the anxiety

"Don't be a lil b*tch," Kelli!

*gives self a pep talk*

Here we go . . .

Wow, only 0.2 seconds?

No backing down now, Kelli. You're in too deep.

Just ask him already!

All of that buildup for a "text me"?!

The end . . .

. . . or is it the end?

Biggest plot twist of the century!

Not half of a wife — a whole one.

We're shocked too, Kelli