Either Yoko Ono is playing a joke on all of us, or her Opening Ceremony collection is meant to be an art exhibit rather than actual wearable clothing. The just-released Yoko Ono Fashions For Men 1969-2012 includes a $250 "lightbulb bra" and a generous helping of hand-on-crotch pants. Perhaps John Lennon superfans will have some interest. According to Opening Ceremony, the line is based on a book of hand-drawn illustrations Yoko presented to John for their wedding. See some of the most outrageous pieces from Yoko's collection now.
These knee pads can be yours for $55.
The $75 eyes hoodie is probably one of the most wearable pieces.
This "butt hoodie" goes for $75.
The $250 lightbulb bra: for the man who has everything, except a lightbulb bra . . . because why would he ever have a lightbulb bra?!
This pink and black jacket costs $595.
This mesh shirt, which costs $145, is perfect for the guy who loves cutouts.
These Pepto-pink trousers come with Yoko's signature hand-crotch and cost $335.
This bell board costs $400, although I'm not quite sure what a guy would use it for.