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If You Had To...

These two fancy themselves as tough guys with some affinity to the mystical East. Chuck Norris has been kickin' it kung fu style since back in the day, and Steven Seagal, when he's not starring in clunkers like Under Siege, participates in the creation of dubious energy drinks. With whom would you have tantric sex involving lots of heavy breathing, hand holding, and staring into one another's beady eyes if you had to...

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rabidmoon rabidmoon 8 years
uuugh uuuuuuuunoooooo If we are going with aging martial artist/actors....can't I have Jackie Chan instead? :P
rashell rashell 8 years
drunk? i picked steven. he USED to be attractive....when i was like 2.. and he didn't have 4 chins :)
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 8 years
mmm I found it "easy" in comparison with the earlies "if you had to"I vote for chuck norris, but that don't mean if something I will do it sober people!
NadiaPotter NadiaPotter 8 years
mmm I found it "easy" in comparison with the earlies "if you had to" I vote for chuck norris, but that don't mean if something I will do it sober people!
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 8 years
firecrotch hehehehe
oh-cecilia-baby oh-cecilia-baby 8 years
firecrotch hehehehe
colormesticky colormesticky 8 years
Chuck Norris. I would crush him and then brag about it.
fuzzles fuzzles 8 years
I'm assuming paper bags would be provided....?
thisgirlzakillah thisgirlzakillah 8 years
ewewewewewew. neither, BUT if i had to, chuck norris. but id have to be extremely liquored up for this.lol
radarkitty radarkitty 8 years
I picked Seagal. He's a little younger looking and I prefer bigger guys than littler ones...eh hem..:innocent:
saritabonita saritabonita 8 years
jajajajaj i totally cracked up and people in the office stared. i am SOOO not answering this... i feel like im gonna be shunned if i pick either
SkinnyMarie SkinnyMarie 8 years
That was a hard decision to make! I picked the one with the better hair plugs.
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