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Talk about being stuck between a drunk and an orange place. Which one of these beauties would you hook up with, if you had to. . .

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ChestyLaRue ChestyLaRue 9 years
Nic Nolte even though he's a two bagger!
bunnystack bunnystack 9 years
I'd rather hook up with a manhole.
fuzzles fuzzles 9 years
Nolte MIGHT be cleanable....a shower, a haircut, a good night's sleep and probably a good pampering at a salon. But Joey? Nothing could EVER wash the stink off of that asshat! :) That being said, neither!
misslarue misslarue 9 years
I went with Nolte-but, it would have to be super dark in the room.
gruaig_rua gruaig_rua 9 years
Who voted for Joey......?! :scared:
gruaig_rua gruaig_rua 9 years
Who voted for Joey......?! :scared:
sweetpeabrina sweetpeabrina 9 years
Both look like I'd end up murdered and chopped up into little pieces after. At least Nick looks like he'd do it quickly. Joey might chop off fingers and toes first.
nancita nancita 9 years
At least Nick Nolte might be somewhat intellectually stimulating?
freegracefrom freegracefrom 9 years
I'm so glad most people are going with Nick Nolte so far. Joey Buttafuoco is such a disgusting human being.
cheersdarlin916 cheersdarlin916 9 years
Yuck! I just feel gross thinking about either one. I did choose Nick though.
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