POPSUGAR Love Poll If You Had To... by GiggleSugar 1/09/08 0 Shares Like us on Facebook Sign up for our daily newsletter > Follow us on Pinterest Talk about being stuck between a drunk and an orange place. Which one of these beauties would you hook up with, if you had to. . . Source and Source Read More Joey ButtafuocoIf You Had To...Nick NolteHumor Humor 11 Signs You're Way Too Comfortable With Your Partner The 26 Most Annoying Things Your Significant Other Does 11 Signs You're Already Part of Your SO's Family 17 Signs You're the Oldest Sister POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests. Get Inspired With Our Living Newsletter Personalize Vegetarian Home Love and Sex DIY Tech Food Sign up with facebook or By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. ChestyLaRue 7 years Nic Nolte even though he's a two bagger! bunnystack 7 years I'd rather hook up with a manhole. fuzzles 7 years Nolte MIGHT be cleanable....a shower, a haircut, a good night's sleep and probably a good pampering at a salon. But Joey? Nothing could EVER wash the stink off of that asshat! :) That being said, neither! misslarue 7 years I went with Nolte-but, it would have to be super dark in the room. gruaig_rua 7 years Who voted for Joey......?! :scared: gruaig_rua 7 years Who voted for Joey......?! :scared: sweetpeabrina 7 years Both look like I'd end up murdered and chopped up into little pieces after. At least Nick looks like he'd do it quickly. Joey might chop off fingers and toes first. nancita 7 years At least Nick Nolte might be somewhat intellectually stimulating? freegracefrom 7 years I'm so glad most people are going with Nick Nolte so far. Joey Buttafuoco is such a disgusting human being. cheersdarlin916 7 years Yuck! I just feel gross thinking about either one. I did choose Nick though.