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Your Very Worst Drunk Text Message

The majority of you have fallen victim to the drunk dial, but what about the drunk text? I have to assume that if you're guilty of the drunk dial then you must be plagued with a few drunk texts here and there. It's really just an easier, less direct method of the same thing — next day humiliation. One of my friends even has "No Drunk Texts" as the banner on her cell phone.

I've received tons of jumbled text messages from drunk friends who can't even make out what they've written when I show it to them the next day; it's hard enough to speak clearly when you're in that state let alone type on a two-inch keyboard! So if you've done it, and I'm sure you have, what's the very worst — most embarrassing, rudest, incoherent, hilarious text message that you've sent drunk?

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poppk886 poppk886 6 years
so i was briefly dating a guy when he pulled a disappearing act rather than actually breaking up with me. so i got a little angry. two weeks later i sent him 3 messages. 1) i know that you hate conflict but you can at least tell me if you like somebody else. i get that no one likes me, not a difficult concept. 2) oh god don't respond. f*** don't bring it up. shoot me first. i hope you die, love kat. 3) i'm drunk. this never happened.
jess797 jess797 7 years
well christmas night i had a bit to drink and so let my WASTED cousin send my ex a msg that .. 1, made no sense and 2. was very inviting and asked him all the things that i wanted to know but wasnt brave enough to ask and as a result i found out he stil likes me :S (and now i dont know what to do.. cause i sitll ike him but dont want another relationship...) xx
jess797 jess797 7 years
well christmas nighti had a bit to drink and so let my WASTED cousin send my ex a msg that ..1, made no senseand2. was very inviting and asked him all the things that i wanted to know but wasnt brave enough to askand as a result i found out he stil likes me :S(and now i dont know what to do.. cause i sitll ike him but dont want another relationship...)xx
Poster-of-a-Girl Poster-of-a-Girl 8 years
haha i usually have the sense to not drunk dial/text. Although if YOU call ME while I'm drunk, I cannot be held accountable, lol! At my housewarming, several of my close friends did not show up and I was a little bit peeved. One was on the fence because she wasn't sure if she would be up for it after work so she said she'd call me. By the time she called me I was so plastered that I proceeded to insult her in several ways and called her a shitty friend. Did. not. remember. a word of it. the morning after. She called me the next morning and was like "This is what you said last night.. you didn't mean a word of it, RIGHT?" and i was like "What?! I would NEVER say that!!!" but the hilarious part was that while I yelled at her in my drunken state I accidentally hit the record button on my phone so eventually I found this file on my phone and was like "ooh, what's this" and listened to it. Totally. Humiliating. And hilarious :D
Poster-of-a-Girl Poster-of-a-Girl 8 years
haha i usually have the sense to not drunk dial/text. Although if YOU call ME while I'm drunk, I cannot be held accountable, lol!At my housewarming, several of my close friends did not show up and I was a little bit peeved. One was on the fence because she wasn't sure if she would be up for it after work so she said she'd call me. By the time she called me I was so plastered that I proceeded to insult her in several ways and called her a shitty friend. Did. not. remember. a word of it. the morning after. She called me the next morning and was like "This is what you said last night.. you didn't mean a word of it, RIGHT?" and i was like "What?! I would NEVER say that!!!" but the hilarious part was that while I yelled at her in my drunken state I accidentally hit the record button on my phone so eventually I found this file on my phone and was like "ooh, what's this" and listened to it. Totally. Humiliating. And hilarious :D
pippins_halfling pippins_halfling 8 years
I've never been drunk... so I just send dumb texts anyway. :)
sparklestar sparklestar 8 years
I stay lucid when I'm drunk sooooooooo.. nothing!
Bearwoman Bearwoman 8 years
I know this girl who is, let's say... a bit unusual. She had been on a couple of dates with a guy when she saw him in a bar flirting with another girl. She goes over and tells him he's a cheater and scum and whatnot. Then she runs to another bar to trash talk him to her friends. She threatens to send him an angry text, and although her friends tell her not to she ends up sending him this: "I loved you and you betrayed me. I am with your child but I'm going to kill it now that you have left me!" Needless to say that little fib came back to bite her in her drunken ass.
Bearwoman Bearwoman 8 years
I know this girl who is, let's say... a bit unusual.She had been on a couple of dates with a guy when she saw him in a bar flirting with another girl. She goes over and tells him he's a cheater and scum and whatnot. Then she runs to another bar to trash talk him to her friends. She threatens to send him an angry text, and although her friends tell her not to she ends up sending him this: "I loved you and you betrayed me. I am with your child but I'm going to kill it now that you have left me!"Needless to say that little fib came back to bite her in her drunken ass.
nariyal nariyal 8 years
Well, this isn't as embarrassing as it is silly. A friend of mine was looking for a place to stay. I was out with some other friends and my boyfriend and EXTREMELY tipsy when it came up in conversation that one of them had a place and was looking for a roomie. So I proceeded to send my friend this gem, "merve has room toilet for u!!" (was meant to be "to let" in case you're wondering...)
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