The majority of you have fallen victim to the drunk dial, but what about the drunk text? I have to assume that if you're guilty of the drunk dial then you must be plagued with a few drunk texts here and there. It's really just an easier, less direct method of the same thing — next day humiliation. One of my friends even has "No Drunk Texts" as the banner on her cell phone.
I've received tons of jumbled text messages from drunk friends who can't even make out what they've written when I show it to them the next day; it's hard enough to speak clearly when you're in that state let alone type on a two-inch keyboard! So if you've done it, and I'm sure you have, what's the very worst — most embarrassing, rudest, incoherent, hilarious text message that you've sent drunk?