With a starting bid of 99 cents, this authentic slice of bread with a real fly baked into the crust can be yours! Plus, its owner, who so selflessly offers it up on eBay, has sealed it so that it will remain yucky-fresh for a long time. (Fresh fly!) And how thoughtful of her to add this caveat, in all caps: "THIS ITEM IS SOLD AS A WEIRD OBJECT AND NOT AS FOOD!!!! THIS IS A NOVELTY ITEM." No, sh*t!