Creepy makeup and ugly fake teeth? Check. Horrible long-sleeved, floor-length wedding dress? Check. Wedding and divorce references? Check. You're ready to freak out every guy within a 10-mile radius! And when a sexy cat, bunny, or sailor asks you "Why are you so scary?", respond with "Because it's Halloween."
Kristen Wiig's tiny-armed singer from SNL's "Lawrence Welk Show" skit is easy to re-create with an outdated bridesmaid dress, bald headcap, snaggletooth, and of course baby doll arms. (Group idea! Grab three more friends to round out the sister act.)
When there are so many sultry ways to unleash your inner geek, finding the least body-conscious video-game-related costume you can is a must. Mrs. Pac-Man it is!
Just say "no" to a sexy gnome costume. All it takes for the nonslutty and hilarious version is red felt rolled into a cone shape and pinned into place, a blue sweater, black sweats, furry boots, and a Santa-like beard.
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Wear your furry kids'-TV-show-inspired costume with pride! Because they were meant to be unsexy.
Whatever this is, we're scared.
Unibrows for the win!
You have to really commit to a costume like this. Well done.
Nope. Just, nope. Exhibit B for how to make a supermodel unsexy.
While you have to appreciate the Canucks team pride from How I Met Your Mother's Robin Scherbatsky, a full hockey uniform (with helmet) isn't exactly sexy . . . except maybe to hard-core fellow fans.
There's a way to do sexy dice, and then there's the way Sue from The Middle did it — awkward and bulky perfection.
Smart is sexy. Einstein, not so much.