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Don't Sugarcoat Your Struggles

"I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it — pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions."

— Wendy, What to Expect When You're Expecting

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Turn Down Unwanted Flirtations

"Can I get you something . . . that they sell here?"

— Frankie, People Like Us

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Help Your Family Out

Janet: "I am not going to stand here and be insulted on my own porch."
Miranda: "I'll insult you right here."
Janet: "OK, I'm a pacifist. I don't play that way."
Miranda: "I'm gonna peace you in the side of the f*ckin' head if you don't give us the dog."

— Miranda Rochlin, Our Idiot Brother

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Mind Your Manners

"How about it's just bad manners? How about that, Cinna?"

— Effie Trinket, The Hunger Games

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Don't Dumb Yourself Down

Lindsay: "What 'cha doing?"
Andy: "Writing in my gournal. I write my thoughts in it every day."
Lindsay: "Oh, you mean a journal?"
Andy: "Yeah, whatever. I guess I'm not all smart like you."

— Lindsay, Wet Hot American Summer

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Don't Fawn Over the Guy

J.D.: "Hey Kim, how'd you like a night into town with the hottest doctor in this place?"
Kim: "I'd rather just go out with you."

— Dr. Kim Briggs, Scrubs

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Be Realistic About a Breakup

"No, I'm not. I'm letting you go. Cause if we stay together, Will, we're gonna be miserable. I'm gonna hold you back from all these incredible dreams that you have. And then eventually you're totally gonna hate me for it."

— Emily, Definitely, Maybe

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Demand a Little Courtesy

Zack Brown: "I'm gonna f*ck you with my pecker!"
Miriam Linky: "Dude . . . that's really dirty."
Zack Brown: "That's too dirty?"
Miriam Linky: "That offends me."
Zack Brown: "Penis?"
Miriam Linky: "Fine."
Zack Brown: "I'm gonna f*ck you with my penis!"

— Miriam Linky, Zack and Miri Make a Porno

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Call a Spade a Spade

George W.: "Now I don't believe in forcing myself on people, so I'm just gonna ask for your phone number, not your vote."
Laura Bush: "You're a devil! Devil in a white hat!"

— Laura Bush, W.

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Speak Your Mind

Eddie: "Betty, Betty, bo-Betty, banana-fana, fo-Fetty!"
Betty: "He's busy."
Eddie: "Aw, I'm just here to talk to you, beautiful!"
Betty: "What's that smell?"
Eddie: "Just a little something called 'Nice And Easy,' what's on you?"
Betty: "It's called 'Go Away!'"

— Betty Brant, Spider-Man 3

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Call Him Out

Danny: "Where am I going to find a girl who hates all the same things I do?"
Beth: "You're so romantic."
Danny: "Hey. Hey . . . You complete me . . . You had me at hello."
Beth: "Oh, god. Danny, you're not hearing what I'm saying to you."
Danny: "I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy telling her that . . . to . . . love her."
Beth: "You don't even know that one."
Danny: "Hey, come on. Who are you going to call . . . Ghostbusters."

— Beth, Role Models

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Be Sexually Adventurous

Beth: "We could do it in the . . . butt, if you want."
Andy: "But if I want what?"
Beth: "You know . . . butt!"
Andy: "But . . . what?"

— Beth, The 40-Year-Old Virgin

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Know Your Strengths

"Look at me, Jack; look how my body goes with this dress. I don't need to be dealing with amateurs."

— Avery Jessup, 30 Rock

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