This charming USB stick offers portable storage and rapid thrusting motion!
For the even less subtle, there's this gadget, which brings new meaning to the words USB stick.
This cutesy cannister helps little girls' dreams come true everywhere.
They provide the canvas, you provide the, uh, doodle. Guaranteed fun for meetings!
Don't worry: We're equal opportunity doodlers.
Trim unsightly hair the natural way, with a dismembered finger!
This hand soap looks like dog poo, but don't worry. It smells like coffee! Um, OK.
The classy conclusion to any holiday dinner party.
Because even the tackiest among us need something to hang on the walls.
For the animal lover in your life who has everything . . . but this.