"I may be deflowered, but I am not devalued."
"I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter, and they're my age."
"I'm an individual and I feel how I feel when I feel it."
"When you love someone, you don't have to be nice all the time."
"I could never be a gay man. I hate giving blowjobs and having anal sex . . . I assume."
"I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself."
"What is wrong with emojis?"
"Bisexuals are like the last group you can make fun of. Bisexuals and Germans. And I happen to be both."
"This was fun at the beginning, but it's really hard to run with a boner."
"I came. You came. We all laughed."