DJ: "Would you stop worrying? Kindergarten is so easy. The only thing you have to learn is the Pledge of Allegiance."
Steph: "The what?"
DJ and Kimmy: [In a fast tone] "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Steph: "I'm dead meat."
Steph: "So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately?"
Steph: [Danny holding up a picture of a little DJ] "I was adorable!"
DJ: "Steph, that's me!"
Steph: "My, how you've aged."
DJ: "I'm older."
Steph: "I'm younger."
DJ: "I'm taller."
Steph: "I'm shorter."
DJ: "I'm smarter."
Steph: "I'm . . . not falling for that."
Kimmy Gibbler: [Talking to DJ] "Your sister is such a tattletale."
Steph: "I am not, and I'm telling you said that."
Michelle: "I hope Santa brings me that new Barbie doll."
Steph: "Michelle, Michelle, Michelle. You don't ask Santa for just a Barbie."
Michelle: "I know, that's why I also asked for a hula hoop and a dollhouse and another hula hoop in case the other one gets lost."
Steph: "That's the spirit."
Danny: "OK girls. Let's pick a name for our new puppy. Michelle, do you have a name for the puppy?"
Michelle: "Yes I do. Michelle."
Danny: "That's your name."
Michelle: "I like my name."
Steph: "Mr. Bear and I have the perfect name. Mr. Dog!"
DJ: "Mr. Dog? Steph, when you have a kid someday what are you going to name it? Mr. Baby?"
Steph: "Not if it's a girl."
Steph: "DJ, I know you said that the wolfman wasn't real, but if he was, would he be driving an Isuzu?"
Steph: "Michelle, you are old enough to hear this . . . How rude!"
Michelle: [To Uncle Jesse] "Why does she always say that?"
Danny: "Steph, don't you want to go to school and be smart?"
Steph: "I'll stay home and watch public television."
DJ: "You have the brain of a paramecium.
Steph: "Well, if I have the brain of a paramecium, you have the brain of only one mecium."
DJ: [To Uncle Jesse] "There really is no way to beat her, is there?"