Diablo Cody is sad for the lonely shopper.
Lena Dunham has her own secret to being on time: never leave the house.
Chrissy Teigen makes a case that drinking and cooking is dangerous.
Retta got mistaken for a squatter.
Anna Kendrick is not afraid to admit she's attracted to Stephen Colbert.
Michelle Collins is obsessed with BB cream.
Bette Midler has freaky feathered friends.
Sarah Silverman gets all her info from YouTube DIYs.
Joy Behar points out that American diplomacy is getting absurd.
Natasha Leggero must have a big budget for gloves.
Joan Rivers finds a connection between Snoop Dogg and the pope.