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Joan D'Aardvark

The concept: "As the dust cleared, Joan lifted her tattered Oriflamme into the morning air, wiped away the dead from her snout, and, with a mighty cry, charged forward into the never-ending onslaught of soldier ants — all for Mother France."

The Real Deal: She's a saint, she's a folk heroine — Joan of Arc claims plenty of accomplishments aside from leading the French army to victory in the 15th century.