24 Oscar-Worthy Puns of Porno Parodies

Ever since the Game of Thrones porn parody came out — called, naturally, Game of Bones — we've been giggling over the never-ending selection of ridiculous pornographic versions of well-known TV shows and movies. Nothing . . . I mean, nothing . . . is safe. And with the Oscars on the horizon, it seemed only fitting that we'd take a look at the truly award-worthy, pun-filled porn parodies out there. Take a peek, but be warned: you'll never think of your favorite movies and TV shows the same again.

01
The Porn Identity

The Porn Identity

Promises to be just as action-packed as the original.

02
Pulp Friction

Pulp Friction

Quentin Tarantino would be so embarrassed proud.

03
Lord of the G-Strings

Lord of the G-Strings

Alternate title might have been Lord of the Flings.

04
The XXXorcist

The XXXorcist

Because creepy is hot?

05
The Da Vinci Load

The Da Vinci Load

We have a feeling this version is light on mystery.

06
Not Another Porn Movie

Not Another Porn Movie

Oh, but it is.

08
Buffy the Vampire Layer

Buffy the Vampire Layer

"Vampire layer," "Down for the count" — the puns just keep on coming.

09
Edward Penishands

Edward Penishands

You could probably add this to your list of disturbing romantic (?) horror movies to watch.

10
Bitanic

Bitanic

I hope this version has a happy ending.

11
Forrest Hump

Forrest Hump

"My pants are like a box of chocolates." But what does that mean?

12
Clockwork Orgy

Clockwork Orgy

She's got the outfit down.

13
Honey, I Blew . . . Everybody.

Honey, I Blew . . . Everybody.

Nice tighty whities.

15
Anus the Menace

Anus the Menace

So disturbing it's funny.

16
Womb Raider

Womb Raider

That doesn't even make sense.

17
American Booty

American Booty

Just booty-ful.

18
Game of Bones

Game of Bones

"Winter is cumming."

19
Legally Boned

Legally Boned

You heard her: "File your briefs and take the fifth!"

20
Raiders of the Lost Arse

Raiders of the Lost Arse

They look like they're going to raid some arse.

22
The Poonies

The Poonies

It's just so wrong.

23
Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls

Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls

He knows how to work a wand (if you know what I mean).

24
The Sex Files

The Sex Files

It had to be done.